I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
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