you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
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No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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