why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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