And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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