I think my vagina is haunted
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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