this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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