i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
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I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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