He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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