North Korea, Best Korea!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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