i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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