3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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