he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
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