I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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