we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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