dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
My penis needs a shock collar
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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