Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
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I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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