i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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