i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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