I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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