Already got asked if we're dating
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
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Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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