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Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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