bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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