oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
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ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
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