is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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