Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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