You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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