If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
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