Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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