with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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