Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
