if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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