only if we run a train.
done.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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