I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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