It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.