....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize