My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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