That's intense
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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