home. puking in laundry basket.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
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Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You ate ashes out of my bong
wow bdsm is so cute
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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