I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
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How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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