Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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