She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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