Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
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so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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