You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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she told me i tasted like america
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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