drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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