Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'm too high and old for this...
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