We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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