i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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