She is in my trunk
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
They have beer where we have blood.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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