He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
BRING THE BAGELS
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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