my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Why is your signature on my underwear?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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