Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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