So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He literally asked permission to hit on me
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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