if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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