Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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