please come you make the beer taste better
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Randomize